Sunday, October 14, 2007

Motor Touching Story


A Motor Touching Story Message:

I would do that, but I dun think I will pillion anyone if I ride again.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on the road...


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.


(In the paper the next day):A motorcycle had crashed into a building becauseof break failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1survived.


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guyrealized that his breaks broke, but he didn'twant to let the girl know. Instead, he had hersay she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time,then had her wear his helmet so that she wouldlive even though it meant that he would die.


Would you do this for someone??

Saturday, August 18, 2007

My Cambodia Trip..... Part 3

This is one of the famous smiling buddah face. It's been said that those who took photo with it will get good luck. Well we will see about that...

Next the beautiful frames from the window of the temple. They are all surrounded by lush green trees... man... the air there was great. Never would you think that your lungs could get such fresh and pure airs...


Next location was the pink sandstone temple. Man the sandstones was pretty. Especially their carvings... small but details.... cool

Ok for the lady in question here... i don't know what she's doing or what she is looking at.. but i still find her interesting so, i decided to take her photo... hahaha


A picture frame within a picture frame



My last photo.... for the trip....

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

My Cambodia Trip..... Part 2

First thing on the second day was a trip to Angkor Wat temple again for the sun rise... but... Well it's the rainy season so... it's more pf seeing a cloud rise then sun rise. Yet everyone of us were happy to be there again...

After failing to catch the sunrise... we went back to hotel for our breakfast... after that, we went to a Arts school... where the people of Cambodia went to learn Arts and Crafts. Come to think about it, they are really very good with their hands... Just look at this sculpture.

Next was the culture center where you get to see a miniature Cambodia.

Next we went back to Angkor Wat... this time we spend 2 hours there. Finally get the chance to climb to the top to have a breath of fresh air...

Just by standing at the top, you'll feel that your brain's not working, your lung's full of fresh air, your legs are weak( after all the steep steps) and the person who design this temple is crazy... The steps aren't for people with short legs and big feet... Heard from the tour guide that they design this temple this way is because temple is heaven to them and it's hard to get to heaven.... but what about when u get, won't be it very dangerous? Maybe getting down is to remind them of the hardship in hell...

Next Bayon temple.... the famous Tomb Raider Temple... I just find this temple eerie, well think
about it.... a big tree growing on top of a poor old torn down temple... who won't find it eerie?

Finally one last photo before i stop for the day...
We manage to leave our bosses out of this shot...

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Things i saw in cambodia ... Part 1

The beautiful sun rise i see when i woke up on the plane. Something not too exciting but still i find it breath taking. Something you don't always get to see when you have your feet planted on the soils of singapore.

Went to a silk farm... though i really hate the worms there but the surrounding was really relaxing... wonder if it's for the worms or for the vistors going there.... to relax them before putting them on the chopping board to make them buy more...

When to the famous Angkor Wat temple... Man.. the view was breath taking... and it's soo high... If only i could just climb to the top for a breath of fresh air... Tried as we might.. somehow i just can't seem to get a sun set view or the sun rise view of the temple... Well this will have to do.

Never knew the sky could be in such a nice colour. Well it made me drool over again... wishing that i could see the well known sun set...



Well before i log off... here's a playfull me just infront of the temple..

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The law.....

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Monday, July 23, 2007

True Love - Something worth looking forward to


It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation I asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim ofAlzheimer Disease.

As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"

He smiled as he patted my hand and said. "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."


I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life.


"True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is anacceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be."


With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there are somethat come along that have an important message, and this is one of those kinds. Just had to share it with you all.


"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything that comes along their way."


Peace is seeing a sunset and knowing who to thank.

Words women use.... just for laughs

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Too Busy for a Friend....

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual..
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling.. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments..
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several years later, one of the students was killed in Viet Nam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before He looked so handsome, so mature.
The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes." Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
"We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket.. "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times.. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark treasured it."
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."
Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."
"I have mine too," Marilyn said "It's in my diary."
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists."
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again..
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.



So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.
Remember, you reap what you sow, What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Something to Ponder upon

In an age of fast foods, instant online services, lightning-speed telecommunications, and disposable "everything", a relationship is increasingly being seen as another throw away item.

In an impatient society which demands instant gratification, couples are becoming less and less compelled to maintain and develop a romantic bond. As long as the going is easy and rewarding for both parties, it's all peachy. But as soon as discord, differences, and other difficulties begin straining the relationship, the temptation to dump and pick up another becomes dangerously strong.

Gone are the times of our parents and the generations before them when a romantic bond was like boiling a good pot of herbal soup - the longer and more often you brew it, the better tasting and more beneficial it becomes.

Relationships these days are more like instant soup mixes. We want all the taste but none of the effort. As soon as the sweet turns bitter, we spit the relationship out and consume another. We thus become ill-equipped to deal with adversity in a relationship. Our relationships become stunted, unable to mature and bear fruit.

A relationship can only be enriched and fortified through the weathering of hardship. Falling in love is effortless. Staying in love is infinitely harder. Couples who go through bad times together are more likely to stay together and benefit more from the relationship.

Throw out Hollywood notions of eternal love borne of a few days on a doomed ship. Love doesn't "touch you one time and last for a lifetime". It needs hard work all the time. Fruitful relationships don't have to be preordained, they have to be maintained.

Addendum: But if the other half in the relationship is horribly cruel to you, dump he/she quick!

When you Divoce me, Carry me out in your arms..

On my wedding day, I carried my wife in my arms. The bridal car stopped infront of our one-room flat. My buddies insisted that I carry her out of the car in my arms. So I carried her into our home. She was then plump and shy. I was a strong and happy bridegroom.This was the scene of ten years ago. The following years were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid, I went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were steadily increasing, the affections between us seemed to ebb. She was a civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school.
Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy, but the calm life was more likely to be affected by unpredictable changes..........Dew came into my life. It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony. Dew hugged me from behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was the apartment I bought for her. Dew said, "You are the kind of man who best draws girls. " Her words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we just got married, my wife said, "Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls." Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my wife. But I couldn' t help doing so. I moved Dew's hands aside and said, "You go to select some furniture, O.K.? I 've got something to do in the company." Obviously she was unhappy because I had promised her to go with her. At the moment, the idea of divorce became clearer in my mind although it used to be something impossible to me. However, I found it rather difficult to tell my wife about it. No matter how mildly I mentioned it to her, she would be deeply hurt. Honestly, she was a good wife. Every evening she was busy preparing dinner. I was sitting in front of the TV. The dinner was ready soon. Then we watched TV together. Or, I was lounging before the computer, visualizing Dew's body. This was the means of my entertainment.

One day I said to her in a slight joking way, suppose we divorce, what will you do? She stared at me for a few seconds without a word. Apparently she believed that divorce was something too far away from her. I couldn' t imagine how she would react once she got to know I was serious. When my wife went to my office, Dew had just stepped out. Almost all the staff looked at my wife with a sympathetic eye and tried to hide something while talking with her. She seemed to have got some hint. She gently smiled at my subordinates. But I read some hurt in her eyes.

Once again, Dew said to me, "Divorce her, O.K.? Then we live together."I nodded. I knew I could not hesitate any more. When my wife served the last dish, I held her hand. "I 've got something to tell you", I said. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn' t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want to divorce. I raised a serious topic calmly. She didn t seem to be much annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, "why?"

"I'm serious." I avoided her question. This so-called answer turned her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, "you are not a man! "At that night, we didn t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer, because my heart had gone to Dew. With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. I felt a pain in my heart. The woman who had been living ten years with me would become a stranger one day. But I could not take back what I had said. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me, her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer.

A late night, I came back home after entertaining my clients. I saw her writing something at the table. I fell asleep fast. When I woke up, I found she was still there. I turned over and was asleep again. She brought up her divorce conditions: she didn t want anything from me, but I was supposed to give her one month's time before divorce, and in the month's time we must live as normal life as possible. Her reason was simple: our son would finish his summer vacation a month later and she didn't want him to see our marriage was broken. She passed me the agreement she drafted, and then asked me, "Do you still remember how I entered our bridal room on the wedding day?" This question suddenly brought back all those wonderful memories to me. I nodded and said," I remember." "You carried me in your arms" , she continued. "I have a requirement, that is, you carry me out in your arms on the day when we divorce. From now to the end of this month, you must carry me out from the bedroom to the door every morning." I accepted with a smile. I knew she missed those sweet days and wished to end her marriage with a romantic form. I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. "No matter what tricks she does, she has to face the result of divorce" she said scornfully. Her words more or less made me feel uncomfortable.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. We even treated each other as a stranger. So when I carried her out for the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us," daddy is holding mummy in his arms!!" His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly," Let us start from today, don t tell our son" I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for bus, I drove to office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. We were so close that I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn' t looked at this intimate woman carefully for a long time. I found she was not young any more. There were some fine wrinkles on her face.

On the third day, she whispered to me, "The outside garden is being demolished. Be careful when you pass there." On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I seemed to feel that we were still an intimate couple and I was holding my sweetheart in my arms. The visualization of Dew became more vague. On the fifth and sixth day, she kept reminding me something, such as, where she put the ironed shirts, I should be careful while cooking, etc. I nodded. The sense of intimacy was even stronger. I didn t tell Dew about this. I felt it was easier to carry her. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger. I said to her, "It seems not difficult to carry you now." She was picking her dresses. I was waiting to carry her out. She tried quite a few but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, "All my dresses have grown fatter"... I smiled. But I suddenly realized that it was because she was thinner that I could carry her more easily, not because I was stronger. I knew she had buried all the bitterness in her heart.Again, I felt a sense of pain. Subconsciously I reached out a hand to touch her head.

Our son came in at the moment." Dad, it's time to carry mum out", he said. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had been an essential part of his life. She gestured our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face because I was afraid I would change my mind at the last minute. I held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, as if we came back to our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. She said, " Actually I was hoping that you would hold me in your arms until we are old. I held her tightly and said, "Both you and I didnt notice that our life was in lack of such intimacy".

I jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid that any delay would make me change my decision. I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door. I said to her, "Sorry, Dew, I won't divorce. I'm serious." She looked at me, astonished. The she touched my forehead. "You've got no fever!" She said. I moved her hand off my head. "Sorry, Dew", I said, "I can only say sorry to you, I won t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of life, not because we do not love each other any more. Now I understand that since I carried her into the home, she gave birth to our child, I am supposed to hold her until I am old. So I have to say sorry to you."

Dew seemed to wake up suddenly.She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove to the office. When I passed the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet for my wife which was her favourite. The salesgirl asked me to write the greeting words on the card. I smiled and wrote:


I 'll carry you out every morning until we are old...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Local Acronyms


In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings(HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

Monday, July 9, 2007

For all the smart women out there


Never Try To Out smart A Woman
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife,"When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,"Wait just a minute!"She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and then rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?""I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he cash it, he can spend it."

Women Are Smarter Than Men
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charlesdecided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away."I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to his wife and asked "What?"

Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Beast
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper."Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me.""So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him the top of several pages, that it indeed says...."HEBREWS"

Breath and Enjoy One Day At A Time!

S.H.I.T Humor

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others.We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Just for laughs


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE MATHEMATICS

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him alittle.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Point to ponder upon

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Conference Room: A placewhere everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. (Hey, we found HR’s 2007 theme)
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early (anyone find this familiar?)
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on theother.

New year "Divorce"

An elderly man in Singapore called his son in Sydney and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-fiveyears of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man said."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Canberra and tell her," and he hung up.

Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouted, "I'll take care of this."

She called her dad immediately, and screamed at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.

The old man hung up his phone and turned to his wife."Okay," he said, "they're coming for Lunar New Year and paying their own airfares."

Thinga we never know without all movies (Chinese - Fighting / Indian)


Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies:

* A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beatings but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

* The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.

* Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

* Two lovers can be dancing in the field and suddenly, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance.

* In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy whom he was up against was actually his brother and the maid who looked after him was his mother and the chief inspector was his father and the Judge was his uncle and so forth.

* Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are "No Problem!", "My God!", "Get Out!", "Shut-up!","Impossible!", "Please forgive me!"

* They drop down to the ground and roll and roll while singing and leap totheir feet in different clothings.

* They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelids and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without getting out of breath.

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Sword-Fighting Movies:

* Being the hero's parents is always unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

* When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.

* Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

* The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silver with them to pay for their food dishes.

* The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how bigthe country is and no matter where they are.

* Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

* They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and waist bands and never drop them. Especially a lot of gold & silver ingots

Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And fulfill it


There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her.She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying, "Just take care of my eyes, dear."

This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations. Life Is A Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.
Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep -Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.
Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And fulfill it

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.

Love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but to understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but to HOLD ON!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

Friday, June 29, 2007

Dragonfly..... A sad love story

Found one really sad but touching love story from www.datoufen.blogspot.com/

那是一個非常寧靜而美麗的小城﹐有一對非常恩愛的戀人﹐他們每天都去海邊看日出﹐晚上去海邊送夕陽﹐每個見過他們的人都向他們投來羨慕的目光……   

可是有一天﹐在一場車禍中﹐女孩不幸受了重傷﹐她靜靜地躺在醫院的病床上﹐幾天幾夜都沒有醒過來。白天﹐男孩就守在床前不停地呼喚毫無知覺的戀人﹔晚上﹐他就跑到小城的教堂裡向上帝禱告﹐他已經哭乾了眼淚。   

一個月過去了﹐女孩仍然昏睡著﹐而男孩早已憔悴不堪了﹐但他仍苦苦地支撐著。終於有一天﹐上帝被這個痴情的男孩感動了。於是他決定給這個執著的男孩一個例外。上帝問他﹕“你願意用自己的生命作為交換嗎﹖”男孩毫不猶豫地回答﹕“我願意﹗”上帝說﹕“那好吧﹐我可以讓你的戀人很快醒過來﹐但你要答應化作三年的蜻蜓﹐你願意嗎﹖”男孩聽了﹐還是堅定地回答道﹕“我願意﹗”  

天亮了﹐男孩已經變成了一隻漂亮的蜻蜓﹐他告別了上帝便匆匆地飛到了醫院。女孩真的醒了﹐而且她還在跟身旁的一位醫生交談著什麼﹐可惜他聽不到。   

幾天後﹐女孩便康復出院了﹐但是她並不快樂。她四處打聽著男孩的下落﹐但沒有人知道男孩究竟去了哪裡。女孩整天不停地尋找著﹐然而早已化身成蜻蜓的男孩卻無時無刻不圍繞在她身邊﹐只是他不會呼喊﹐不會擁抱﹐他只能默默地承受著她的視而不見。夏天過去了﹐秋天的涼風吹落了樹葉﹐蜻蜓不得不離開這裡。於是他最後一次飛落在女孩的肩上。他想用自己的翅膀撫摸她的臉﹐用細小的嘴來親吻她的額頭﹐然而他弱小的身體還是不足以被她發現。   

轉眼間﹐春天來了﹐蜻蜓迫不及待地飛回來尋找自己的戀人。然而﹐她那熟悉的身影旁站著一個高大而英俊的男人﹐那一剎那﹐蜻蜓幾乎快從半空中墜落下來。人們講起車禍後女孩病得多麼的嚴重﹐描述著那名男醫生有多麼的善良﹑可愛﹐還描述著他們的愛情有多麼的理所當然﹐當然也描述了女孩已經快樂如從前。   

蜻蜓傷心極了﹐在接下來的幾天中﹐他常常會看到那個男人帶著自己的戀人在海邊看日出﹐晚上又在海邊看日落﹐而他自己除了偶爾能停落在她的肩上以外﹐什麼也做不了。   

這一年的夏天特別長﹐蜻蜓每天痛苦地低飛著﹐他已經沒有勇氣接近自己昔日的戀人。她和那男人之間的喃喃細語﹐他和她快樂的笑聲﹐都令他窒息。   

第三年的夏天﹐蜻蜓已不再常常去看望自己的戀人了。她的肩被男醫生輕擁著﹐臉被男醫生輕輕地吻著﹐根本沒有時間去留意一隻傷心的蜻蜓﹐更沒有心情去懷唸過去。   

上帝約定的三年期限很快就要到了。就在最後一天﹐蜻蜓昔日的戀人跟那個男醫生舉行了婚禮。   蜻蜓悄悄地飛進教堂﹐落在上帝的肩膀上﹐他聽到下面的戀人對上帝發誓說﹕我願意﹗他看著那個男醫生把戒指戴到昔日戀人的手上﹐然後看著他們甜蜜地親吻著。蜻蜓流下了傷心的淚水。   上帝嘆息著﹕“你後悔了嗎﹖”蜻蜓擦乾了眼淚﹕“沒有﹗”上帝又帶著一絲愉悅說﹕“那麼﹐明天你就可以變回你自己了。”蜻蜓搖了搖頭﹕“就讓我做一輩子蜻蜓吧……” 有些緣份是註定要失去的。

愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他。你的肩上有蜻蜓嗎﹖

Thursday, June 28, 2007

聽媽媽的話

聽媽媽的話
詞:周杰倫 曲:周杰倫

小朋友你是否有很多問號
為什麼 別人在那看漫畫 我卻在學畫畫 對著鋼琴說話
別人在玩遊戲 我卻靠在牆壁背我的ABC
我說我要一個大大的飛機 但卻得到一台舊舊錄音機
為什麼要聽媽媽的話 長大後你就會開始懂了這段話

長大後我開始明白 為什麼我跑得比別人快 飛得比別人高
將來大家看的都是我畫的漫畫 大家唱的都是我寫的歌
媽媽的辛苦不讓你看見 溫暖的食譜在她心裡面
有空就多多握握她的手 把手牽著一起夢遊

聽媽媽的話 別讓她受傷 想快快長大 才能保護她
美麗的白髮 幸福中發芽 天使的魔法 溫暖中慈祥

在你的未來 音樂是你的王牌 拿王牌談個戀愛
唉! 我不想把你教壞 還是聽媽媽的話吧 晚點再戀愛吧
我知道你未來的路 但媽比我更清楚

你會開始學其他同學在書包寫東寫西 但我建議最好寫媽媽我會用功讀書
用功讀書 怎麼會從我嘴巴說出 不想你輸 所以要叫你用功讀書
媽媽織給你的毛衣 你要好好的收著 因為母親節到時 我要告訴她我還留著
對了 我會遇到周潤發 所以你可以跟同學炫耀賭神未來是你爸爸

我找不到童年寫的情書 你寫完不要送人 因為過兩天你會在操場上撿到
你會開始喜歡上流行歌 因為張學友開始準備唱吻別

聽媽媽的話 別讓她受傷 想快快長大 才能保護她
美麗的白髮 幸福中發芽 天使的魔法 溫暖中慈祥

聽媽媽的話 別讓她受傷 想快快長大 才能保護她

長大後我開始明白 為什麼我跑得比別人快 飛得比別人高
將來大家看的都是我畫的漫畫 大家唱的都是我寫的歌
媽媽的辛苦不讓你看見 溫暖的食譜在她心裡面
有空就多多握握她的手 把手牽著一起夢遊

聽媽媽的話 別讓她受傷 想快快長大 才能保護她
美麗的白髮 幸福中發芽 天使的魔法 溫暖中慈祥

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Remember those Good old days... This only apply in Singapore

This would brings back fond memories for some.....
50 things, Singaporeans aged 20+ would identify with.

1. You grew up watching He-man, Transformers, Silverhawk, Ultraman, Super Friends, Woody WoodPecker, Tom & Jerry, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Smurf and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, maybe Ninja turtles too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you,and brush your teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times too.

3.You know what SBC stands for.

4. You know what it means by the Centrepoint Kids, breakdance etc.

5. You were there when the first chinese serial, the Awakening was shown on TV.

6. Internet? What the hell is that? So you thought a decade or more ago.

7. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in secondary school.

8. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats were made of wood and the cushion was red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There were colourful tickets for CSS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole on the ticket. All SBS buses used to be manually operated, with a huge gigantic gearstick to the left of the driver.

9. Your favourite actor and actress were Huang Wenyong and Xiangyun. Next were Li Nanxing and Zoe Tay and the Aiyoyo woman (Chen Liping).

10. You've probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

11. You were there when they first introduced MRT here (Yio Chu Kang to Toa Payoh). You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

12. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50. Tickets were scrawled across using big red pencils. Ushers brought you into the cinemas using big metallic torchlights.

13. Gals were fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls. You also collected Care Bears stickers, trying to complete the impossible task of filling up the sticker book.

14. You remember some taxis were green in colour. Taxis had gearsticks behind the steering wheel, with a transparent knob and little colourful flowers inside the knobs.

15. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang(50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ringpop, where thelollipop is the diamond on the ring.

16. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

17. All that you know about Cantonese is from the Hong Kong serials you watched on TV2. In "Man in the Net", you watched Ah Chan eat 20 hamburgers.

18. You grew up reading ladybird books "READ IT YOURSELF". Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven were probably the thickest story books you ever thought you had. Even SweetValley High and Malory Towers. You also love Enid Blyton's Enchanted Wood, Magic Faraway tree...

19. Civics and Moral Education was "Hao(3) Gong(1) Min(2)".

20. KFC used to be a high class place and let you use metal forks and knives.

21. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien relative.

22. Catching was the IN thing (aka Police and Thief) and twist or "choap" was the magic word.

23. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

24. Some part of your school was ALWAYS haunted, like the toilet or clock tower or a certain block. You walk fast to avoid them.

25. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths. You printed with noisy dot matrix printers and use computer papers with two rows of holes at the sides. Mouse? What's that?

26. Waterbottles, with your favourite cartoon character on it,were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

27. Boys loved to play soccer with small tennis balls in the basketball court.

28. Hopskotch, five stones,chateh and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too... Remember 5 times, highest, one-inch...

29. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives.

30. Who could forget Ahmad, Bala, Gopal, Sumei, Peihua and John, eternalised in the textbooks. Even Mr Wolly, Mr Yakki.

31. You did stupid exercises like seal crawl and frog jumps.

32. Every children's day and national day you either get pencils or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1983' or dumb files with Happy National Day 1984'.

33. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.

34. Chinese teachers were always old, boring and damn fierce looking. Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.

35. The Scouts used to wear shorts, and the NCC uniform was a plain green colour without camouflage.

36. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

37. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained,and you find a dry spot in the school to sit and wipe yourself dry. Then you wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

38. You listened to Xin(1) Yao(2). Remember Eric Moo's Kopi 'O', 'Sunglass'etc?

39. After exams, you brought Game & Watch to school, and play card games like 'Snap' and 'Donkey' and 'Old Maid' and you also play pick up sticks and Snake & Ladder and the aeroplane board game. Either this or you would play those cards comparing aeroplanes, warships, or tanks; who would have more firepower or speed or weight, etc.

40. You remember you uncles, big brothers and father screaming and shouting in front of the TV when the S'pore soccer team (always in blue jerseys) play against the Malaysians.

41. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.

42. During class gatherings, parents always tag along in case someone gets lost at Orchard Road.
43. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.

44. Handkerchieves were a must for both genders

45. Collecting notebooks, erasers and all kinds of stationery was a popular thing.

46. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small poems like 'Birds fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you,hard to forget'.

47. Class monitors and prefects loved to say 'You talk somemore, I write your name ah!'

48. You remember songs sung by a huge group of people, like the Chinese "Ming(2) Tian(1) Hui(4) Gen(4) Hao(3)", and the English "We Are The World". In Sec Sch, you listen to Bananarama, Jason Donavan, Kylie Minogue, New Kids on the Block, ABBA, and Tommy Page (Remember 'A Shoulder to Cry On'?)

49. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried. And fanciful pencil cases with lots of small tiny drawers, trays, sharpener or thermometer, that pop out at the push of a button were the 'in' thing.

50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable, written on the inside cover of your little blue notebook.

Spread this heart warming message around, you don't get something like very often. Remember, you come from a generation worth remembering.

Story of FATE


There was a scholar who was to marry his fiancé, but on the day of marriage, his fiancé changed her mind and married someone else. The scholar was devastated and fell ill. His family seeks all kinds of medical treatment for him, but still he showed no sign of recovery. They were about to give up hope on him when a wandering monk passed by. After learning about the scholar's condition, the monk walked to the scholar's bed and took out a mirror for the dying man to see.In the mirror, the scholar saw a vast ocean, and the naked body of a murdered woman lay on the beach.


A man passed by, looked at the body, shook his head and left.


Another man who passed by saw the body, took off his robes to cover the body and left.


Finally came a man passing by who saw the body, dug a hole and laid the body carefully to rest before burying it.


The scene in the mirror suddenly changed. The scholar saw his fiancé in a nuptial chamber and another man was lifting her wedding veil...

The scholar blinked at the monk, confused.Slowly the monk explained,


"The woman whose body you saw on the beach was your fiancée in her previous life. In your previous life, you were the second man who gave her his robes to cover her body. To repay your kindness in this lifetime, she loved you for a period of time and became your fiancé. However, ultimately the man whose favor she has to return for the rest of her life is the third man who buried her. And that man is now her husband."


Enlightened, the scholar sat up and recovered from his depression.

Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime?


Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime?
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person.

When someone is in your life for a REASON.
It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON...
It is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace, or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation... Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life. Stop here and just SMILE. This last part is to show people you love them and to see how many people love you!!!!!! Don't feel embarrassed.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Something nice to share...

Went through my old collections of cds... found some wonderful lines ... though they are some what sad... but still... it's something meaningful.... Therefore, i decided to share with anyone who reads my blog....

I Just Wanted to Say....
If tomorrow, I should never wake up, I wanted to say

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for what I've done, and what I haven't done.

I could have done more, I should have done more.

If I harmed you, yelled at you, ignored you, or didn't care...

I'm sorry.

If tomorrow, I should never wake up, I wanted to say

Thank you.

If me and you were the best of friends, thank you for always being there.

If me and you only talked once and a while, and didn't Go to the same parties, and were.... not good friends:

Thank you for humbling me.

You are not perfect, but I am not either, but thank you for having a part in my life.

If tomorrow, I should never wake up, I wanted to say everything I never had time to
Friends and enemies. Even if you know someones screen name, but maybe you don't talk to them that often send it to them, to let them know they have been acknowledged, and someone is thinking of them you never know how much a few kind words can brighten up someone's day!
So go spread the smiles :)

5 Reason why man leave women and the relationship

This is something i got from my junk mail. felt rather interesting... so decided to share it on the blog... do enjoy reading it

Reason #1: The "Pleasure Principle"Men, and women, generally want to FEEL GOOD in their lives. And they want to have the people around them be a source of pleasure and comfort and support. Yourself included. When you are constantly freaking out on a man for what it is about him that freaks you out, you quickly turn into one of the people that it DOESN'T FEEL GOOD to be around. And this has a huge impact on whether or not he wants to invest more time, effort, and energy in you and your relationship. Or if he will decide to give up on trying to fix what's going on with you so you can both feel good together.

Reason #2: Emotional Experience And The FutureFor a man in a relationship, the ways a woman acts in the "little" situations become indicators of how she's going to respond when things really are tough and in the future. So if a woman is consistently negative and emotional... and can't get herself together even when a man tries to explain things and comfort her... then a man isn't going to think that things could be any better in the future together.

Reason #3: Lost Feelings Of AttractionLove can be important to a man. But just like a woman, if he doesn't also keep experiencing the exciting and addictive feelings of CONNECTION and ATTRACTION with the woman he loves... then eventually EVERYTHING ELSE starts to not matter. When a man doesn't FEEL that deep level of connection with a woman, at least every so often to remind him of why he's with her, then he'll forget why... and the relationship will become just a whole bunch of "work" to him. Whenever he thinks of his girlfriend, he'll think of all the problems, frustrations, and negative emotions and experiences... and he'll see a future and a commitment as something that will make him LESS SATISFIED in his life. Often times when women are feeling distance or trouble in a relationship, they'll try to "talk" to a man and work on "the relationship". Big mistake if you want to turn things around. For a man, he wants to do things together (not talk) to know his relationship is working. Creating a deep level of connection and sharing the attraction you have is one of the most powerful and important keys to giving a man his own reason for wanting to be with you, no matter what. If you want to learn the secrets to easily creating or recapturing the intense attraction that will have a man asking you for more attention. It will show you exactly how to get back to sharing intense Physical and Emotional Attraction, and give you the 6 keys to the kind of deep lasting attraction that will keep your relationship moving forward and strong.

Reason #4: The "Neediness" of CodependenceA man wants to be with a woman that brings something better to his life, not take away his time, energy, and emotional "stability". So when a woman doesn't have much going on for herself in her own life a few things happen. First, she focuses on her relationship too much as her source of happiness or unhappiness. You can tell when you've done this in your relationships in the past when you've said things like: "I can't believe how I didn't hardly ever see any of my friends while we were together." ...or "I can't believe I let him control me that way." ...or "I feel so stupid for wasting so much of my time on our relationship, when I could have been doing things for me and my life." The reality is that no man and no relationship is capable of being everything to a woman. And no relationship requires that you sacrifice all your time, life, and energy for it... no matter how much it seems that way. But our relationships can "trick" us into believing that they need all of our time and attention just to survive. Not true. In fact, the way this works is completely COUNTERINTUITIVE. Often times men leave a woman because they see that she depends too much on him and has lost her own sources of happiness... and this not only looks and feels "needy" to a man, but it keeps the woman from having much to bring into the relationship and add to their lives together.

Reason #5: "She's Trying To Fix Me..."Every few weeks or months I come across someone who says or alludes to the idea that "people don't change." Wrong. People often change their state of mind in an instant. Especially from happy to sad. Of course, changing perspectives, opinions, or beliefs can take a bit longer... but these change quickly too. A man can and will "change" and compromise for a woman. It's a fact. I see it all the time where men let go of their "bachelor lifestyles" for one special woman, and change a ton about their social lives. But this only happens when a man has HIS OWNREASONS to change. It NEVER works, or lasts, if a man simply tries to change for a woman, or for the sake of the relationship. There's a rule I like to use in my life when ever I come to a situation where I'm trying to align my own desires or goals with someone else's: "All motivation is self-interest" In other words, if you're trying to create a great situation with a man, you're going to need to understand what HIS REASONS are going to be for doing the work on his end to make it happen. But lots of women try and get a man to change by showing a man how it affects THEM, not him. This is the exact opposite of understanding that people are motivated by the things that THEY WANT, and not what others feel and want. It takes some maturity to accept that other people (men) have their own unique way of seeing things and wanting what they want. (to stay and work things out, or not) But once you learn to accept these things and start to work with them instead of against them, life gets a whole lot easier. And a whole lot more fun.

So those are 5 of the most common reasons and situations about why men leave women and relationships. One of the most important things underlying all these 5 reasons is the EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE that you create with a man. I think of the emotional experience that you share with a man in your relationship as the door through which your relationship will either open up and move forward...Or on the other hand, as the barrier that causes a relationship to stay shut and go nowhere. And I look at COMMITMENT as a man and a woman agreeing to open the door together and walk through it. But the truth is that men don't COMMIT for the same reasons most women do. They don't think about, talk about, or want to walk through the door the same way most women do. That's why the "process" by which most men commit is different. For most women, there's often a kind of tension and resistance built into moving forward in a relationship with a man. And I'm not just talking about the spoken words of that make a commitment... but about the "emotional commitment" a man has inside with you. If a man is deeply committed to you and your relationship on an emotional level, then any "issues" you run into are just going to be "bumps in the road" to him. And he'll be confident, comfortable, open, and secure with you in working them out. But if a man ISN'T "emotionally committed" to you, then each and every little problem is going to cause him to get irritated, frustrated, and have him wanting to blame you and withdraw. Which is, in turn, going to make things much less CERTAIN for you.

Monday, June 25, 2007

A guy/boy who loves u...

The guy who love you, if he can't always see you, he will try to make himself busy, for not to have any time to remember you, because he knew, if he did, he will keep on missing you until he could do nothing.

The guy who loves you, can't tell you the reason why he love you. he only knew that, in his eyes, you are the only one.

The guy who love you, seldom praise you , but in his heart, you are the best, only he know it,The guy who love you, will scold or complaint if you didn’t reply his message but others, because he cares.

The guy who love you, Only drop his tears in front of you, when you try to wipe his tears, you are touching his heart, the heart which beat for you.

The guy who love you, will remember every word u said, even its accidentally. and he will use the word always at the nick of time.

The guy who loves you, will not give any promise that easily, because they don't want to break the promise, they want you to believe him and they want to give you the happiest and safest life ever after.

The guy who love you, always tell you not to think too much, because they already plan it for you, he want to give u the best life in the future, hewant to give you a surprise, believe him that he can do it.

The guy who love you, will go to airport to fetch you, he won't carry a bunch a rose and call you darling like what you expect, but he will carry your luggage and ask you " why are you becoming that thin within two days?" with his sincere heart.

The boy who love you, will listen quietly to you, when you are mad, and when you finished, he will said, you still got class tomorrow, sleep earlier with smile.

The boy who love you, don't know that whether he should call you when you are angry, but he will sent a message to you after few hours, if you ask him why he call that late, he will said, when you are angry, my explanation are all rubbish. But when you calm down, my explanation will only really works.

The boy who love you, always call you little girl, but every time he want to make a big decision, he will first want to hear your advice.

The guy who love you, don't like little toy like teddy bear, but he will always put the bear you gift him at his bed.

The guy who love you, while quarrelling, he will apologize uncontrollably, although you are the one who's wrong, and later, he will sent a message to you with " baby, actually you know its your fault, you know it yourself "

The guy who love you, while really miss you, he will want to buy a bunch of rose and wait you stupidly under your apartment, but he never knows, what he bought is daisy, but doesn't matter, because in his heart, that's roses.

Gals in crush, love, do you think the guy who's beside you do really love you? if yes, wish you have the happiest day ever after.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

A great lesson on LOVE

When u think of your past love, u may view it as a failure. But when u finds a new love, u view the past as a teacher.

In the game of love, it doesn’t really matter who won or who lost. What is important is u known when to hold on and when to let go!

U know u really love someone when u want him or her to be happy even if his or her happiness means that u are not part of it.

Everything happens for the best. If the person u love doesn’t love u back, don’t be afraid to love someone else again, for u will never know unless u give it a try. U will never love a person u love unless u risk for love.

Love strikes in hurting. If u don’t get hurt, u don’t learn how to love. Love doesn’t hurt all the time.

Though the hurting is still there to test u, to help u grow. Don’t find love, let love find u. That is why it is called falling in love because u doesn’t force you to fall. You just fall.

U cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If u wants to go on, then u has to leave the past as u-turn the pages.

Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single caress. It is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing.

The greatest irony of love is letting go when u need to hold on and holding on when u need to let go.

We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves.

On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get back on the horse. But don’t ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw u the first time.

To love is to risk rejection; to live is to risk dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is risking nothing!

To reach for another is to risk involvement, to expose your feelings is to expose true self. To love is to risk not to be loved in return.How to define love; fall but not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that always last for a lifetime.

Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire u and give u joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give u joy can also hurt you in the end.

Loving people means giving them the freedom that they choose to be and where they choose to be. Loving someone means giving him or her the freedom to find his or her way, whether it lead towards u or away from u.

Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken, no matter how scary or painful, for only then u will experience the fullness of humanity and that is love.Only love can hurt your heart, fill u with desire and tear u apart.

Only love can make u cry and only love knows why. If u are not ready to cry, if u are not ready to take the risk, if u are not ready to feel the pain, then u are not ready to fall in love.

There was a time in our lives when we became afraid to fall in love because every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured that is why it is called falling in love.

Whatever happened, don’t give up! It is just a trial. Have faith in yourself and cheer up. When u decides to love, allow it to grow. When u promise to love, refuse it to die!

Monday, June 18, 2007

Confusing English

Something to ponder upon......


If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does! baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Human

If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this!!!